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Quit the Christmas Panto and Keep it Real! What our best loved Christmas songs tell us about the rea

I read somewhere recently that people felt like they 'had' to be cheerful and positive at Christmas. Now, I hate anything that whiffs of obligation; it sends me right into the rebellious child ego state and I just HAVE to play Devil's advocate! To make my point, I turned to one of the central pillars of our Christmas tradition: the Christmas compilation CD. What can these songs tell us about what we 'should' expect at Christmas time and what the real Christmas experience is like? Well, read on and take note, because it certainly isn't what you might be thinking ...


1. 'Do They Know it's Christmas?' Band Aid [1985]

I'm old enough to remember this song and its important message the first time around. FAR from telling us all to be cheerful and merry, this song is, in fact, asking us to consider the world of 'dread and fear' beyond our own cosy little Christmas bubble. It plays on all the trappings of a Western Christmas, such as snow, gifts and drinking, in order to draw a stark contrast between the experience of Christmas in the Western world and the experience of Christmas in a famine-riddled Africa. So - no. One of the most popular and famous of all Christmas songs does NOT tell you that you 'should' be having fun: instead, it encourages you to be charitable, and to consider those less fortunate than yourself.

2. 'Last Christmas' - Wham! [1984]

I can't be the ONLY one who's been singing 'this year/ To save my fronteirs' for the last 40 years? A moving thing to remember about this song is that it is sung by one of the most troubled souls in the Christmas song canon: George Michael. This is a man who had to hide his sexuality for years, playing up to his heterosexual pin-up image; someone who struggled with drug and alcohol addiction; and someone who died too young. What does this song tell us about the real Christmas experience?

Well, one thing Christmas is really good at is exacerbating our feelings of rejection, loss and loneliness. Since the nature of Christmas is that it only comes around once a year, the pressure to make memories, and to make those memories beautiful and brimming with joy, is increased. In this song, Wham! tell the story of lingering bitterness from the previous Christmas, which has been marred by a relationship that left the narrator feeling exploited. So, again, far from suggesting that we 'must feel positive at Christmas', the song acknowledges that real life still happens - even at 'special' times of year.

The best way to protect yourself is not to encourage the belief that everything must be perfect at Christmas, because it's not a realistic way of thinking: death, break-ups, illness aren't going to wait until the New Year just to be polite. As the song suggests, we can merely strive to move on and learn from our mistakes.

3. 'I Believe in Father Christmas' - Greg Lake [1974]

This is my all time favourite of Christmas songs, because it single-handedly debunks all the Christmas 'shoulds'. The parallel phrasing in the opening lines is the give away to Lake's anti-consummerism message:

'They said there'll be snow at Christmas/ They said there'll be peace on earth/ But instead it just kept on raining/ Failed tears for the Virgin birth..'

Now, that doesn't sound AT ALL like 'you should be happy and positive at Christmas'. Lake's anti-consummerism message is made stronger later in the song, when the parallel phrasing shifts from 'they said' to 'they sold', and he speaks of seeing Father Christmas in 'all his disguise'.

Of all the songs I've featured in this blog, this is the most important and the most ironic. I hear it played in shops, pubs, supermarkets and restaurants as we all play into the greatest of Christmas myths: that it is about BUYING THINGS and that you're not doing Christmas 'properly' unless you have this, that or the other. Let's not forget that the imagery of Christmas, especially that of Father Christmas's red and white outfit, has been dictated over decades of advertising. Lake's song reminds us of the hollowness of a Christmas based on expectations 'sold' to us by the retail world.

Far from being a song about 'being happy and positive' at Christmas, this is a song that strives to remind us NOT to 'buy into' an ideal - and therefore all of the pressures that come with it - when that ideal is fake. Every year, thousands of people feel under pressure to buy presents they can't afford, and all because we've been spun a yarn by the advertising companies as to what Christmas is all about.

To protect yourself from the disappointment of the narrator when he sees through Santa's 'disguise', create your own traditions for Christmas. Instead of being led to believe that you must have this or that or your Christmas will be ruined, decide on your own rituals: perhaps you'll stop exchanging gifts altogether and just sit down and enjoy one another's company; or, perhaps you will all decide to chip in for an experience together in the new year.

4. 'Fairytale of New York' - The Pogues [1987]

There's no way I could write a blog about the realities of Christmas without including this classic! It's the one to which everyone knows the chorus, complete with its, what Spock would call, 'colourful metaphors'.